So Cody’s mom said something really assinine and stupid that just totally fucking set me off really bad(Yes, this IS a rant.) And I want to see what your guys’ opinion is.
So on that note, here is My schedule compared to Cody’s today:
After 10 hours of restful sleep, I wake up around 8:41 a.m. And decide to go on the computer to look up new tips and workout techniques to help me live a better lifestyle(The doctor has confirmed I am 30lbs. overweight and I JUST got a job that requires me to sit for 8 hours striaght. So if I want to keep the weight down I have top eat right and workout). Also, as a side note I have been begging Cody to wake up with me so we can go for walks or do workouts together because I have noticed he has been adding on some weight too.
So after maybe 30ish minutes of looking I find a great workout routine on Shape.com, so around 9:20, I get up and actually start doing this workout routine. At this time Cody is STILL sleeping.
So after my workout, I make myself a glass of water, and a good breakfast(It’s Quaker Oatmeal rice cakes with PBJ-One cake and pbj!!) And I decide to play Alice: Madness Returns on Cody’s xbox360, since its my all time favorite game and Cody got it for me. Mind you, I played for 3 hours-Cody is still sleeping.
So finally around 12:50 something or other Cody FINALLY wakes up. And I’m mad now because he promised he would have been up hours ago. So me, being mad and such, go upstairs to shower, since the rest of his family went out to a birthday party that we were invited to but couldn’t go to ‘cause SOMEBODY was still sleeping.
So I am up in the bathroom showering and guess who decides to get out of bed around 1:10p.m. Hmm gee.. So I am showering and he barges in saying he HAS to shower. So I am thinking he is going to shower with me, WRONG! He grabs his shaving equipment and shaves his five o’clock shadow. So thinking he is going to shower with me, I am just standing under the water slowly using shampoo, conditioner, soap, over and over and over again. And guess what? He is STILL shaving his beard so after 26 minutes of me standing in the shower waiting I get even more pissed when I get out he is JUST trying to get in. Fuck you I’m not standing in the shower just to turn even more prunish just so you can say “ew look at you you’re wrinkley!!” So I get ready leave go downstairs and chill out.
So at 1:40 after I find something to wear I play more Alice: Madness Returns to vent out my frustration. Cody is still in the shower.
At 2 p.m. he finally appears and without saying a word goes straight for his iguana. I shit you not he takes better care of that thing than he cares for me.
So I get pissed again and make myself a salad with chicken for lunch(really good). So he makes himself one and sits down next to me and puts the damn nasty iguana on the kitchen table. Where we are EATING!!!!!!! So I move away, eat like a bat out of hell and go back into the room.
After eating lunch and feeding his iguana he shows up back in the room at 3:17 p.m. While I am sitting there putting make up on and straightening my hair.
So Cody knows I want to have professional pictures of us done but he thinks he is a professional photographer now that I, me, myself and IIIIIII found HIS camera in HIS car that looks like a hobo has lived in it, and starts talking about how we should get ready so we can go outside to the park and take pictures. Bitch please I am almost ready and you are partially naked save for a dirty iguana on your shoulder.
So at 4 p.m I FINALLY finished getting ready. I found a substitute outfit juxtoposed to what I WAS originally wearing(pjs) and am now ready to go out for these pictures right? So I walk back in his bedroom and guess what I found?? THAT ASSHOLE is playing Black Ops II. ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME????
So after 15-20 minutes of trying to get his attention away from Black Ops II he doesn’t even look at me or give me a quick glance, he asks me: “Well, are you READY at least?”
No, I have only been dressing up and fixing my hair and make up for pictures at the park for NO FUCKING REASON!!!!
So, he finally gets up after he finally notices I’m even wearing shoes, doesn’t fix his cowlicked hair, or anything, just throws on a shairt and pants. He then addresses to me “let’s go to Wal*Mart and Tops, it looks cold outside for pictures. So at this point I am beyond livid. And it is 4:45 p.m. now.
So we grocery shop for thinigs I actually NEED at both places and we arrive back at his house around 6:35 p.m.( I will mspare you the bullshit at the stores).
So while I try to put my groceries away he tells me that he will make us dinner. Come to find out making ndinner now is heating up 3 day old pizza(and this was legitimately after I told him about my eating habit change). So in order to keep his pain in the ass mom from knowing I’m going to strangle him, I eat a damn slice of nasty pizza.
It is 7 p.m at this point and the bastard gets that damn iguana out again. And him and his brown nosing mom are trying to feed it MANGOS, iguanas necessarily like trocial fruits MORONS… So aroun d 7:20 ish I give up and just sit there on Cody’s bed. And realized how completely shitholish his room looked. So I get up and disembowl his room, reorganize it, spruce it up, get rid of garbage and do some laundry. Mind you at this point aI have done about 3 loads of the 6 loads of laundry we had and the damn dishes his mom and brother dirtied up. Cody starts playing Black Ops 10 minutes after I started cleaning.
So finally after 3 ish hours of intensive cleaning, I FINALLY finished cleaning.I back up and check out my handy work. His room looks brand freaking new, there is a floor, a closet, a door, a dresser, an entertainment center, and a nightstand you can visibly see now it’s wonderful!!
So just now around 10:30 p.m. Cody’s mom comes in the room, and takes a step back-she is clearly amazed and shocked as to how beautiful his room looks. She then says “Oh my gosh CODY, you did a wonderful job!!!” and then she looks at him some more(HE IS STILL PLAYING BLACK OPS II AND I AM CLEARLY FOLDING UP HIS LAUNDRY) and then tells him “Oh honey you look exhausted.” So at this, I look up from what I am doing and she frowns at me and says ” Not YOU, HIM. Look at how exhausted he is from cleaning. My poor baby…”
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME YOU STUPID BITCH?!?! I CLEANED HIS DAMN ROOM AND HE PROBABLY DOESN’T EVEN KNOW WHERE 35% OF HIS SHIT IS NOW. That was credit I deserved that I definitely wasn’t given. It is 10:55 p.m. now and I have to get up at 4:30 in the morning to go to work until 4:30 so I can work overtime so I can get money for a place of MY OWN(fuck Cody at this point he can continue sucking mommie dearest’s tit for all I care). And get the fuck on with my life.
I do not understand. I have a full time job that I work overtime each day and even come in on Saturdays, I go to school full time, I take care of my paets, I work out, I make food for myself, I clean up after myself, I still manage to find time to hang with friends and do homework and chores, I am currently getting over the loss of my beloved dog Jakey, I have to make car payments, phone bills, auto insurance payments and medical payments. So being able to find all that time to do AND ACCOMPLISH all of the shit I did JUST TODAY is WAY MORE FUCKING EXHAUSTING than sitting on my ass all day sleeping and playing video games and then complaining that “I have no time during the days.” Fuck you asshole. If I can manage to find that sweet ass time you can too. And while you’re at it Cody, consider paying for your auto insurance, cleaning out your car or getting new parts for it OR how about getting a new better quality vehicle all together? And start making payments on that and your phone, AND you medical insurance. And OH! But wait, how about… GETTING OFF YOUR LAZY ASS AND GETTING A FUCKING JOB YOU UNEMPLOYED BITCH!!!!!!
Guys, don’t get me wrong, I REALLY REALLY REALLY do love Cody, I always will. But I am just sick of this bullshit he is putting me through right now. And it doesn’t help that we are fighting now….